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Oh shit i remember when it looked like that! i never understood why inventory was ice cream lol

Oh shit i remember when it looked like that! i never understood why inventory was ice cream lol

(Source: neopets-is-why-i-have-no-life, via ianthe)

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS! The fuck do you think the light means bitch! Yet people still manage to step into my line when the light is off, yet hesitate when its on !

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS! The fuck do you think the light means bitch! Yet people still manage to step into my line when the light is off, yet hesitate when its on !

(Source: checkoutgirlconfessions)

The great lament over my obscurity.: HELPFUL TIPS FOR HITTING ON YOUR FEMALE CASHIER!

kittenflaps:

“1. First of all don’t.

2. Do not mistake my engaging eye contact, small talk, and ever-smiling face for me being sexually interested in you, actually, don’t mistake it for me being interested in your existence in any way shape or form. I am paid (and not paid well) to be pleasant, if I’m not…

(Source: )

The First of the Month -_-;

  • Customer: (irritated) Excuse me, is there a register open for anyone that eats a normal amount of food?
  • Me: (looks at all the open registers) Uh... sure, any of the ones that does not have the express light on... like registers 4, 5, 6, 7...
  • Customer: (slightly more irritated) I meant for people, like me, that don't buy so much.
  • Me: (confused) Ma'am you have too many for express.
  • Customer: (furious)Yeah but I don't eat like a horse!
  • Me: (realization) right this way. (points her to lane 6) This is the one you want.
  • Customer: Thank you
  • Me: Any time! (walks away from most full register in store)'
  • LOVE YOU!

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love this <3

love this <3

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

ianthe:

traceturner:

BURDS

GPOY

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Oh shit i remember when it looked like that! i never understood why inventory was ice cream lol

Oh shit i remember when it looked like that! i never understood why inventory was ice cream lol

(Source: neopets-is-why-i-have-no-life, via ianthe)

rude bitches

rude bitches

(Source: checkoutgirlconfessions)

Bitches!

Bitches!

(Source: checkoutgirlconfessions)

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS! The fuck do you think the light means bitch! Yet people still manage to step into my line when the light is off, yet hesitate when its on&#160;!

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS! The fuck do you think the light means bitch! Yet people still manage to step into my line when the light is off, yet hesitate when its on !

(Source: checkoutgirlconfessions)

true that

true that

(Source: checkoutgirlconfessions)

The great lament over my obscurity.: HELPFUL TIPS FOR HITTING ON YOUR FEMALE CASHIER!

kittenflaps:

“1. First of all don’t.

2. Do not mistake my engaging eye contact, small talk, and ever-smiling face for me being sexually interested in you, actually, don’t mistake it for me being interested in your existence in any way shape or form. I am paid (and not paid well) to be pleasant, if I’m not…

(Source: )

The First of the Month -_-;

  • Customer: (irritated) Excuse me, is there a register open for anyone that eats a normal amount of food?
  • Me: (looks at all the open registers) Uh... sure, any of the ones that does not have the express light on... like registers 4, 5, 6, 7...
  • Customer: (slightly more irritated) I meant for people, like me, that don't buy so much.
  • Me: (confused) Ma'am you have too many for express.
  • Customer: (furious)Yeah but I don't eat like a horse!
  • Me: (realization) right this way. (points her to lane 6) This is the one you want.
  • Customer: Thank you
  • Me: Any time! (walks away from most full register in store)'
  • LOVE YOU!
The First of the Month -_-;

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